Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

over 6 years
WHERE ARE YOU????
I'm here frend
anonymousabout 7 years
alright.
I'll be here all week folks.
anonymousover 7 years
umm shamu? i've known you forever y am i not in ur bio???????
same dude, also this accounts been inactive 5ever
almost 8 years
can i eat your cat?
you know, this isn't even the weirdest thing i've been asked on this site.
anonymousalmost 8 years
kys please
ok.

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 10Scumhunter
17 / 20He's Batman
13 / 20Do No Harm

Created Setups

over 6 years
hi ex toilet mod. ur mom g h e y
over 6 years
hi there, big fan!
almost 7 years
hi there, big fan!
about 7 years
beautiful
about 7 years
aight.
over 7 years
throwback to SHIT I ROLLED SNIPER
over 7 years
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
over 7 years
over 7 years
im wet
over 7 years
hey! nice cat drawing pic !! cool !! 1 !
over 7 years
Hello dust, i found you HUEHUEHUEHUE
deletedover 7 years
why is ur leash a noose you silly goose
over 7 years
haiiii shamuuuuuuuuuu *re!arded screaming*
over 7 years
Shamu? More like Shamoose...
almost 8 years
ayyyyyy
almost 8 years
Just dropped in to say hi ig
almost 8 years
i miss you
almost 8 years
#freehimforhope
almost 8 years
#freehim
almost 8 years
but i didnt even get to use your signature shampu