Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
  • :fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu:
  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
  • blue bw cc fmpov fos gy hypo inno lylo ml mylo nl omgus pr rl sk softed wifom

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Stickers

2

Questions

anonymousabout 8 years
how did you make your avi a gif
pm me and i'll tell ya
almost 9 years
Shwartz's Geoghost=best game ever
Yeah. Sure.
anonymousalmost 9 years
Hello Mr. Pro Agent
Hey, thanks for reading my strat
anonymousalmost 9 years
Why are you so cool and why will I never be as cool as you?
If you were as cool as me, I wouldn't be considered cool.

Achievements

2 / 20Rigged
2 / 20On the Trail
2 / 25Objection!
1 / 25Household Homicide!
1 / 10I'm Towntelling!
over 7 years
+K to 52 for photoshop
over 7 years
have a k+ for compensation
over 7 years
+k for that yearly joke
deletedover 7 years
+k for blue bw cc fmpov fos gy hypo inno lylo ml mylo nl omgus pr rl sk softed wifom
over 7 years
+k for death sound
over 7 years
good em user
over 7 years
Thanks for the map update, cheers!
deletedover 7 years
You are the single least cancerous person on this website - seriously, you give it your 100% with practically everything and it's awesome! +k
almost 8 years
be my friend please
about 8 years
born to shtpost
about 8 years
RIP 2016
about 8 years
Thank you ^^
+k for being a pleasure to play with
about 8 years
k+ for you
deletedabout 8 years
blue wifom lylo mylo rl ml sk softed nl bw fmpov fos inno gy cc hypo


Now u will never forget :p
about 8 years
deletedabout 8 years
Ay, i miss our DangerZone.
about 8 years
+k back
about 8 years
40th k+
about 8 years
Yes, I am. I missed EM and friends.....
deletedabout 8 years
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