mrBaxterIsDead

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I am basically just a better version of PoetTree.

Questions

anonymousover 5 years
RIP Cory Baxter
#cory4ever
anonymousabout 6 years
No but perish
I'll try to.
anonymousabout 6 years
why do you have so many suis on pie
I am a samurai. Samurais die honorably by seppuku with a tantō knife. Thus, 36 suis. I am currently working on bringing the sui rate down but it is hard being a samurai.
anonymousabout 6 years
Actually perish
Okay. That is a possibility out of countless possibilities.
anonymousabout 6 years
k+, but who are you??
I am God. Fear me you heathen. (Jk god doesn't exist or rather idk and idc if he/she/them does or doesn't)

Achievements

2 / 20He's Batman
1 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 25Explosion!
1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15Walker Texas Ranger
over 5 years
cognac became popular within the black community after WW1. Black soldiers stationed in France were treated with respect and dignity, unlike back home in America during the 1910's. They acquired a taste for French cognac once they realized they were allowed to visit any bar they wanted to without being segregated, and in French bars cognac was flowing freely. French soldiers also shared their alcohol with their black American comrades. They brought these stories of the good times had over cognac back home to the USA, and a trend was set.
over 5 years
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A litt
over 5 years
hi sorry i namedropped you but it had to be done im not in it for the money im in it for the love!!!!!!!
over 5 years
ew...its granny pixel... grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
over 5 years
Omg MOTRA HI
over 5 years
hi
over 5 years
am alive
over 5 years
tfw no baxter
over 5 years
chlorox
about 6 years
Woah!