alexvause

21
london
part of  family
 
46,651
4
14
1230
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Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
10 / 10Scumhunter
15 / 20He's Batman
11 / 25Objection!
10 / 15New Sheriff in Town
over 5 years
Best mom ever <3
over 5 years
come back. i miss you.
over 6 years
io
over 6 years
+k to 13.... very good user! I approve.
over 6 years
no hooman m good cat :c
over 6 years
SHERK AND SALAD FOR LIFE WEEEEEEEEEW
over 6 years
HELLO MARRY ME WTF
over 6 years
keep this a secret but i fkin love u
over 6 years
alex mfkin VASE
over 6 years
I'll try, and fry.
over 6 years
:0
over 6 years
hi sup
over 6 years
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
and i no u are scared lil bich gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big basturd with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
over 6 years
IT IS I, THE ONION BOY!
over 6 years
tl dr
over 6 years
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your avi speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Epic Mafia and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt...
over 6 years
no u look like a saladbrain th0t, u th0t

accept it now or I'll be A N G R E Y Y Y Y Y
deletedover 6 years
YOU LOOK LIKE FORESKIN ALEX AAAAAAA FOUR LAYERS OF FORESKIN
over 6 years
Linxe the real vest mvp
deletedover 6 years
I vested you before it was cool.