BeepBeepLettuce

In Catalan, they have a term called, "Enciam de pit pitant". That means "Your eyes are like stars." I think it is beautiful.
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you may have heard of an elf on a shelf, now get ready for https://epicmafia.com/report/251303

The First ever Rabbit (Leporid) Anthropologist and Modern Theorist/Analyst.

I study humans and their tendencies because it is 99.98993% of the humans' faults for the destruction of Earth and the imbalances in the scale of the Food Chain and the Circle of Life.

I study their habits, their languages, their pop culture, their psychology/physiology, as well as any outliers they have from the rest.

Little does the rest of the human population know (or care), the world is getting ever close to being destroyed, and I am the motivating force behind the rest of the animal kingdom attempting to equalize the force of the humans and create a positive, neutral peace and harmony that allows everyone to live worry-free and to follow the circle of life.

Questions

anonymousabout 6 years
treacherous snake
I am a rabbit clearly.
anonymousover 6 years
bro why are you a troll? it isn't cool man, nobody likes you for acting the way you act
beep beep fuck you bunnies love to fuck with you
anonymousover 6 years
beep beep do you hate BeeBeeopImaSheep or do you just have being confused with them
:bunny:>:pingu:>:sheep:
over 6 years
BeepBeepLettuce
beep beep alula rhymes with fucken Cholula and it is spicy bitch spicy like ma wah dick in ya mouf when we sex because bunbuns luv fuxing in the sexyteims.

Achievements

11 / 20Super Sleuth!
5 / 20He's Batman
4 / 10Scumhunter
4 / 15New Sheriff in Town
4 / 25Explosion!
over 6 years
1500th visitor: BeepBeepLettuce
over 6 years
nice haircut
over 6 years
bip bip lechuga
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all the moderators said they would suck my huge bunny if I didn't say beep beep before everything.
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Proof
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bepbep
over 6 years
troll : )
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troll user. found this person on my alt