LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
20
married to 
part of  family
 
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ill kill your dad


jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

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Questions

over 6 years
what if you ducttape the coins inside you so they cant escape
but then i would have to keep reapplying the tape it just wont work
over 6 years
if i shake u can i hear the coins ratteling
if you beat me with a stick i'll spill them out like a pinata
deletedover 6 years
do u have a name or should i just call u mine
i'm wet
over 6 years
if i get a sex change u want some f*ck?? asking for a friend :)
honey i would put a ring on it
over 6 years
where do i insert the coins in ur vagina
i can take four at a time

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
2 / 30Oxyclean
over 5 years
k+ for the best mod around.
over 5 years
ive been a very bad boy and i need to be spanked - for tax evasion
over 5 years
Stop being cute youuu! ;D <3
over 5 years
hi i love you bff <3
over 5 years
a mod who is always caring and fair towards users on the site deserves good karma. here is +k to 47 for a great mod.
over 5 years
hahahahahha! You carried us today bff <3 well done
over 5 years
i want to be u when i grow up
over 5 years
u are perfect. i love u so much
over 5 years
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're so kind with words <3 she wants to give you some puppy hugs tooo :D
over 5 years
cute bg
over 5 years
Your background is super cute! Like you x0 bff
over 5 years
congrats bff

over 5 years
Hi. You are cute!
over 5 years
Lemme join your fam. I can Jonathan or something, hah! <3
over 5 years
how is your boyfriend gerald doing? you know... good ole ged?
over 5 years
A friend who shares their weed, is a friend indeed. But is more of a friend, when the friend gives weed and some alcohol too!
over 5 years
I can be body slammed through the kitchen counter a table is an amateur
over 5 years
Let's get stoned together <3
over 5 years
Nobody:

Lesbian Pirate:

I am a MESSY I live for lies and deceit tell your dad im coming over for dinner tonight and im gonna bodyslam him through the table.