g-goodness, so lewd...idk what i can possibly insult you for. i don't know you well enough and you embarrassed a drunk patrick so i'm pretty satisfied with your qualities edit: epilepsy-inducing anime profile sucks
when you go to epicmeme.com and your gag reflex doesn't initiate, i'd say you suck pretty hard
again i don't know you much, but you're heckling harry on your profile and that pleases me. not to mention classy morgan freeman god. if you suck, it's because you fell in love with a questionable at best mafia player.
eh haven't felt it for a long time idk. someday i'll come back and win a trophy, or fail very miserably trying to do so
hmm i don't know you too well. yea maybe you're rude, a rude no avi. a little crazy in the epicmafia games ya know, like a troll. at least you aren't banned anymore!
Sharon you suck alright. You tend to be a little overzealous sometimes about your opinions, sometimes in an abrasive way. In the past you seemed to be very clique oriented, and there’s still a side of you that gravitates towards being part of a group. The negative side of that is you can be standoffish towards people outside your groups. Sometimes this causes you to be too aggressive or mean towards those you don’t like or who are outside of your circles. At least you aren’t a hivemind and come off less abrasive in person.
Abe buddy you suck. You have changed quite a bit since you’ve been here so I won’t cover your past transgressions. You’re too principled for your own good sometimes, causing arguments that shouldn’t happen or coming off offensively. You used to be oblivious about social interactions, but as you’ve grown you seemed like you want to fit in more despite being somewhat awkward still. At least your awkward personality is endearing.
Anthony you suck brah. You’re a bit of an airhead since it’s hard for you to focus, which means you offend people unintentionally at times. Your relationship with your girlfriend is so close that I think you alienate or neglect other people who are close to you. At least you’re probably the best boyfriend ever.
oh yea you suck. anyone who names themselves after religious deities suck, cuz then everyone has to refer to you as a deity and it's like "ew gross". i don't know anything else about you really unless you have an alt i don't know of. at least i know your real name now ian
bernin you just let this site overwhelm you too much. you seem like you have an addictive personality and it requires that you take drastic measures to curb those desires. thus you left me for long time :(. you let yourself get too heated about things on occasion and it makes this site even more miserable for you. at least you are finally discovering the healthy balance perhaps
rust, is that a reference to true detectives? i fancy myself a mcconaughey kinda man. maybe you don't suck after all. then again, you list your favorite people which is downright insulting, and you seem to have picked a diplo song that offends all my sensabilities. at least you accurately picked the trans gender option on your profile as opposed to zambi who can't figure out basic profile configuration
i don't think you're even the real abc, which makes you a very sad impersonator. if you are, you still suck, because you claim to troll only because you're banned but have trolled and cheated while unbanned too, making you a hypocrite. you're supposed to be the dirty unapologetic cheater, not the cry-baby hypocrite. at least you still have your work ethic
actually i do. you have a nauseatingly long profile that forces anime music on me upon clicking it. i can't feel not violated after looking at it. at least none of my vital organs stopped functioning, probably.
