when i found out you were cakerz i was a bit weirded out. most people who fake personas on this website do so out of either trolling or manipulative intentions. this didn't fit for cakerz, a tryhard alt with no clear intentions. then in hindsight all your self interactions looked delusional. and any niceness you intended to spread as cakerz was probably invalidated by the fact she was not real. at least when you're not being a fake person, you have genuinely fine traits
i think i skipped you, whoops. you suck cuz sometimes your sharp wit plays against you by making you less approachable. you end up hurting feelings and making people upset even when it is not your intent, and you never seem apologetic about it. you're like the joan rivers of epicmafia. at least it didn't stop the ever irascible jill from falling for you
ah matt, as a young long time member of epicmafia you've gone through many changes. the one vice that sticks with you is an air of self righteousness. many noted it as you were a moderator, but sometimes you carry it around as a normal user too who is simply quicker than most to point fingers and cast blames. you have also joined the gross flirt club with nicole, making that two nicoles who grossly flirt with their gross boyfriends. at least you're modest enough where i can never quite hold these things against you.
jill damn girl you suck, sometimes you have strange ways of getting upset and i'm like ...D: because it's so left field. you are a deceptive one and cutting in the disney line showed that evil side of you exists on the I.R.L too. at least you found a boyfriend who is as shamelessly devilish as you
you're so petite i feel like if i shook your hand that i would cause you a seizure. you seem to be a bit of an outcast irl and you are overly gracious of the acceptance you have here. overly because you can't love everyone, you just can't, especially on this website. at least your kindness is genuine and somewhat admirable despite naive.
as a trans female, and one who was already a polarizing figure on this site, you've gotten your fair share of . however, you've developed a victim complex that seems to exceed its reach. you simply have a tendency to amplify or even create adversity that isn't there. at worst you might play the victim despite also antagonizing someone. at least as you move forward with your gender identity and realize what support you have, you seem to have this issue less.
also i guess i should mention the whole compulsive cheating thing, that was bad. unlike the usual compulsive cheaters, you were a bit hypocritical. at least you made up for it by being actually helpful to moderaters at many times
finally i make it to you. you suck cuz you are too empathetic to the point where you worry about things beyond your control. if you overload yourself with empathetic concerns, you become ineffective. at least you are not actually ineffective, and you will mature enough to manage your empathy so that you won't have to reach that point.
