Epicmafia

Low-key forest adventure

over 9 years

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

Arcbell

over 9 years

Also I'll be back later. Let me know if I find any cool things.

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Satan says

You are standing in front of the forest, you think to yourself

A) Damn....keyboards

B) Forest adventures are awesome, I hope I have fun and don't do anything dumb or dangerous

C) Call me Danger, for I love danger and dangerous things because I am dumb

C Final Answer

Arcbell

over 9 years

I'll take B, stop and look for cool things. I am fond of those.

Satan

over 9 years

Arcbell says

A, I think that's enough bug spray for now. Bug spray isn't very interesting either.

You chose to (A) continue on your stroll.

You are just strolling along in the forest, havin' a ball.

No worries in the world

A) Keep strolling

B) Stop and look for cool things

Satan

over 9 years

Bigpock says

Game Start!

You are standing in front of the forest, you think to yourself

A) Damn....keyboards

B) Forest adventures are awesome, I hope I have fun and don't do anything dumb or dangerous

C) Call me Danger, for I love danger and dangerous things because I am dumb

Satan

over 9 years

Sonrio, you are standing in front of a forest. You think to yourself:

A) I can't wait to enjoy this adventure, I hope I see some cool predators like a bear or something.

B) I have to get home soon, my mom will be worried and I have to do my homework.

C) This forest looks cool, I think I'll just stroll through for awhile

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Game Start!

Arcbell

over 9 years

A, I think that's enough bug spray for now. Bug spray isn't very interesting either.

Satan

over 9 years

Arcbell says

B, bug spray. There's probably bugs in this group of trees. I don't like bugs, especially mosquitoes. If I'm standing at the trees, chances are I've already had my fill of water. And though I burn really easily, I don't think I need sunscreen where there's a whole lot of trees.

I might have too low-key a time if I go for the 987 volume guide. I'm a slow reader, after all.

You chose to (B) apply bug spray.

Nice. Now you won't have to worry about malaria.

What next?

A) Continue on your stroll

B) Apply more bug spray

Satan

over 9 years

roadman says

I'm a responsible adult. I choose A).

If I leave to find their adult master(s) then they will probably lose their bearings. It's best to stay put, at least for the time being on this low-key adventure.

You chose to (A) stay with them until an adult arrives.

You haven't changed a bit! You thought you escaped that life but your high-strung biker gang blood got the best of you. You became the new den master for troop 420 of the cub scouts after it was discovered their previous den master was mauled to death by a bear.

Drats!

Arcbell

over 9 years

B, bug spray. There's probably bugs in this group of trees. I don't like bugs, especially mosquitoes. If I'm standing at the trees, chances are I've already had my fill of water. And though I burn really easily, I don't think I need sunscreen where there's a whole lot of trees.

I might have too low-key a time if I go for the 987 volume guide. I'm a slow reader, after all.

Satan

over 9 years

Arcbell says

C, i'm in need of a good adventure. help me out here stan

You chose to (C) think to yourself that you are excited to venture into this group of trees (also called a forest, arcbell) and you hope you have a low-key time.

Nice. I'm glad you are excited, you came to the right place.

You're preparing for the adventure

Do you:

A) put on sunscreen

B) apply bug spray

C) drink water

D) read Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper's 987 volume guide to having a low-key time

roadman

over 9 years

I'm a responsible adult. I choose A).

If I leave to find their adult master(s) then they will probably lose their bearings. It's best to stay put, at least for the time being on this low-key adventure.

Arcbell

over 9 years

C, i'm in need of a good adventure. help me out here stan

Satan

over 9 years

Arcbell says

so, what do i do here?

You are standing in front of a forest, and you think to yourself.

A) I can't wait to get home, I have a lot of javascript to learn

B) I really just want to get lost in these woods forever

C) I'm excited to venture into this group of trees and I hope I have a low-key time!

Satan

over 9 years

roadman says

I follow the path as not to get lost on my low-key adventure.

You chose to (A) follow the path so you wouldn't get lost on your low-key adventure.

Nice thinking.

You come across a group of children, probably a summer camp or a field trip. They have lost their teacher or counselor or something. Do you

A) Stay with them until an adult arrives

B) Tell them you will go off and find their adult master(s)

C) Ignore them, they're just little kids

Arcbell

over 9 years

so, what do i do here?

Arcbell

over 9 years

i've been told i'm up

jack

over 9 years

Satan says

jack says

A, some low-key reflection on nature sounds great

You chose to (A) Sit on the mossy log and think about nature.

You had such a low-key time that you died. That's really sad.

damn, had a good run though

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

A, some low-key reflection on nature sounds great

You chose to (A) Sit on the mossy log and think about nature.

You had such a low-key time that you died. That's really sad.

roadman

over 9 years

Satan says

roadman says

B). I know that stuff is safe and low-key.

You chose (B) to drink lukewarm water from a disposable plastic water bottle that has been sitting in your car for a couple days.

It tastes disgusting but it is better than drinking what could be liquified meth in the flask you were given by the biker gang.

You decide it is time to go into the forest for the low-key adventure you had always planned to have.

Do you

A) Go off the path

B) Follow the path

I follow the path as not to get lost on my low-key adventure.

jack

over 9 years

A, some low-key reflection on nature sounds great

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Definitely B, that's far from low-key i don't want any part of that

You chose (B) to leave the alien blaster looking futuristic pistol thing. You catch a glimpse of what looks like russian on the pistol thing. Good thing you did not take it. It is a radio-active weapon and you would have died of radiation within minutes. Phew!

You emerge from the bunker, sweating. You see a mossy covered log. Do you

A) Sit on it and think about nature

B) Look at a nearby toad

C) Wait until nightfall and catch fireflies

jack

over 9 years

Definitely B, that's far from low-key i don't want any part of that

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

A, can't go alone and i don't want to send the poor dog down alone. just adventuring in a bunker with a dog, low-key

You chose (A) to go down with your dog. Low-key.

You are in a futuristic laboratory. This seems to be really the opposite of a low-key adventure. You don't want any part of this. You go to leave. On your way up, you see what looks like a gun, but from the future, like an alien blaster type thing. Do you

A) Take it

B) Leave it