Epicmafia

jack

over 9 years

A, can't go alone and i don't want to send the poor dog down alone. just adventuring in a bunker with a dog, low-key

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Tough decision, but i'll go with A

You chose to (A) try to open the hidden bunker.

The trap door opens, with a loud creak.

The stairs going down are dimly lit with red emergency lights.

Do you

A) Go down with your dog

B) Go down yourself

C) Send your dog down alone

jack

over 9 years

Tough decision, but i'll go with A

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

B

You chose to (B) keep walking.

You come across what looks like a hidden bunker. You know this from the various apocalyptic video games you have played. It is a metal trap door. The hidden bunker has several markings that make it apparent it is not an ordinary bunker. It could have treasure.

What are you going to do?

A) Try to open the hidden bunker

B) Try to open the hidden bunker

jack

over 9 years

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

A, i choose to scratch the dogs ears

You chose to (A) scratch the dogs ear.

Very nice.

Your dog is thankful.

Now what?

A) Ask your dog to show you if it is a boy or girl

B) Keep walking

jack

over 9 years

A, i choose to scratch the dogs ears

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

A fetch with a dog is a cool low-key activity

You chose (A) to throw what used to be a frisbee and hope the dog plays fetch.

Congratulations, your actions have paid off. Your dog brought the frisbee back.

Now what?

A) Choose your own action if you choose this it has to be something that is possible to do, no god mode.

B) Continue strolling

jack

over 9 years

A fetch with a dog is a cool low-key activity

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

B, i don't wanna disturb someone's home

You chose to (B) ignore the cabin.

You continue to stroll. You come across what looks like a frisbee, or what used to be a frisbee.

Do you

A) Throw it and hope the dog plays fetch

B) Ignore it and look for other cool things

jack

over 9 years

B, i don't wanna disturb someone's home

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

A the dog seems low-key which is perfect

You chose (A) to continue strolling.

You come across a cabin with smoke coming out of the chimney. It seems like someone is home.

What do you do now?

A) Check out the cabin

B) Ignore the cabin

jack

over 9 years

A the dog seems low-key which is perfect

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Poor dog, i'll let him free A

You chose to (A) free the dog and let it roam free.

Nice choice. Not only did you do a good deed but the dog seems to like you. It is now following you.

What next?

A) Continue strolling

B) Take a selfie with the dog

C) Ask the dog to show you if it is a boy or girl

Satan

over 9 years

roadman says

B). I know that stuff is safe and low-key.

You chose (B) to drink lukewarm water from a disposable plastic water bottle that has been sitting in your car for a couple days.

It tastes disgusting but it is better than drinking what could be liquified meth in the flask you were given by the biker gang.

You decide it is time to go into the forest for the low-key adventure you had always planned to have.

Do you

A) Go off the path

B) Follow the path

jack

over 9 years

Poor dog, i'll let him free A

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Keep strolling, A

You come across a dog that has been tied to a tree

Do you

A) Free the dog and let it roam free

B) Free the dog but keep ahold of the rope using it as a leash

C) Ignore the dog and keep walking

roadman

over 9 years

B). I know that stuff is safe and low-key.

Satan

over 9 years

roadman says

Satan says

roadman says

I choose B).

I miss the woods.

You chose (B) to blow them off.

While the gang is sad that you won't be getting matching my little pony tattoos to signify your entrance in the gang, they eventually give up searching for you.

You are back at the forest. Do you:

A) Drink water

B) Apply sunscreen

C) Read a terribly written memoir of someone's low-key adventure (1,567 pages long)

D) Get on with your adventure

The woods are too well covered to worry about sunscreen. I drink water the water. A)

You chose (A) to drink water.

You have two choices

A) Drink what you think is water from a flask that was given to you by the high-strung sons of horseplay

B) Drink lukewarm water from a disposable plastic water bottle that has been sitting in your car for a couple days

jack

over 9 years

Keep strolling, A

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Good call, that's a bit worrisome. However, human bones is equally worrisome. Maybe it's just a bird? Let's pick C

You chose (C) that the bones are probably just a bird's vertebrae.

Yeah, probably.

You keep strolling.

The forest is so beautiful.

What now?

A) Keep strolling

B) Keep strolling

roadman

over 9 years

Satan says

roadman says

I choose B).

I miss the woods.

You chose (B) to blow them off.

While the gang is sad that you won't be getting matching my little pony tattoos to signify your entrance in the gang, they eventually give up searching for you.

You are back at the forest. Do you:

A) Drink water

B) Apply sunscreen

C) Read a terribly written memoir of someone's low-key adventure (1,567 pages long)

D) Get on with your adventure

The woods are too well covered to worry about sunscreen. I drink water the water. A)

jack

over 9 years

Good call, that's a bit worrisome. However, human bones is equally worrisome. Maybe it's just a bird? Let's pick C

Satan

over 9 years

jack says

Looks like some sort of backbone, i'm gonna guess B

Whoa now, are you sure you want to go with B and possibly worry that there are bears present on this low-key forest adventure? It might be a better option to go with Human, Deer, or even a Bird!

That being said, which do you choose

A) Continue with your original choice "Bear"

B) Human

C) Bird

D) Deer

jack

over 9 years

Looks like some sort of backbone, i'm gonna guess B

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