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Low-key forest adventure

Satan
over 9 years

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

deletedover 9 years

Satan says


Tarantino says

In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too


Welcome to the low-key forest adventure.

You stand in front of a dark forest, maybe a haunted forest.

You think to yourself:

A) Well holy crap this forest is a lot scarier up close

B) I'm an idiot who will get myself killed

C) I am excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.


I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C
Satan
over 9 years

jack says

how low key can i go

3 seconds too late. put me in when the next person dies


i gotcha buddy no worries
Satan
over 9 years

Tarantino says

In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too


Welcome to the low-key forest adventure.

You stand in front of a dark forest, maybe a haunted forest.

You think to yourself:

A) Well holy crap this forest is a lot scarier up close

B) I'm an idiot who will get myself killed

C) I am excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.
jack
over 9 years
how low key can i go

3 seconds too late. put me in when the next person dies
deletedover 9 years
In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

This guy seems like he might be offended If I ignore him and walk away. I'll go with A.


You chose (A) to approach him and say hello.

You died.

Are you really THAT surprised? He definitely seemed like someone that would murder you and that's what happened. You could’ve gotten through this whole forest adventure if you had just kept it low-key, seen some nature, maybe climbed a tree or something, and called it a day.

Oh well.
justrec
over 9 years
This guy seems like he might be offended If I ignore him and walk away. I'll go with A.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

A because a crying guy would be attracting much attention, attention that a low key guy like myself wishes to avoid.


You chose (A) to ignore the crying pathetic old man and continue on your journey.

You come across what looks like an axe wielding madman

Do you

A) Approach him and say hello

B) Ignore him and be on your way

C) Throw your aluminum water bottle at him
justrec
over 9 years
A because a crying guy would be attracting much attention, attention that a low key guy like myself wishes to avoid.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

B, because my dad is dead and believing that I saw him in a strange looking cabin and pursuing it would be the opposite of low key


You chose (B) to ignore your father.

You come across a guy sitting at a picnic table with his head down, he seems to be crying. What do you do?

A) Ignore him

B) Ask him what's wrong

C) Offer him some water
justrec
over 9 years
B, because my dad is dead and believing that I saw him in a strange looking cabin and pursuing it would be the opposite of low key
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

Approaching the cabin would not be low key. B.


You chose (B) to ignore the cabin. As you walked past it, you hear your name being called. It's your dad. He is standing in the doorway of that cabin that you ignored.

Do you:

A) Return his greeting with a smile

B) Pretend you didn't hear him

C) Ask him why he is in an eery cabin in the forest
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says


Satan says

Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you:

A) Continue watching

B) Continue on your low-key stroll


B


You chose (B) to continue on your low-key stroll.

Nice.

Your chimpanzee grabs your backpack and runs off ahead. Do you:

A) Chase him

B) Keep going at the leisurely speed you are currently at hoping he comes back
justrec
over 9 years
Approaching the cabin would not be low key. B.
Helba
over 9 years

Satan says

Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you:

A) Continue watching

B) Continue on your low-key stroll


B
Satan
over 9 years

eris says


Satan says


eris says

Call me Ishmael, the low-key forest whaler.


you are standing in front of a forest, contemplating whether or not you will have a good low-key time, do you think:

A) if I don't have a good time i will ask for a refund, if this doesn't cost money I will kill the nearest animal for compensation.

B) Man, this is such a dope looking forest. I could just sit here and watch it.

C) I'm ready to have fun and walk through the forest and look at all the cool things in the forest with no worry in the world.


C


You chose (C). You are ready to have fun and walk through the forest and look at all the cool things in the forest with no worry in the world.

Nice.

Now what?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink water

C) Read Immanuel Kant's 713 volume memoir on how to be low-key and have fun low-key adventures in forests.
Satan
over 9 years

roadman says

I choose B).

I miss the woods.


You chose (B) to blow them off.

While the gang is sad that you won't be getting matching my little pony tattoos to signify your entrance in the gang, they eventually give up searching for you.

You are back at the forest. Do you:

A) Drink water

B) Apply sunscreen

C) Read a terribly written memoir of someone's low-key adventure (1,567 pages long)

D) Get on with your adventure
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says


Satan says


justrec says

A


You chose (A) to continue on your adventure.

Nothing better than a low-key stroll through the forest. Hope nothing weird or f****** up happens.

A) Keep strolling

B) Keep strolling



I'm going to trust that these two don't do different things, so i'm going to say A.


You chose (A) keep strolling. You come across an eery looking cabin do you:

A) approach the cabin

B) ignore the cabin
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says


Satan says


Helba says

This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward.


You chose (A) to continue forward.

You see an old guy doing yoga with one of those huge red blow-up balls you see in gyms from time to time.

What do you do?

A) Stand there and watch for a little while

B) Keep moving


I contemplate age and nature, while (A), watching an old man do yoga in the forest.


Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you:

A) Continue watching

B) Continue on your low-key stroll
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Satan says


eris says

Call me Ishmael, the low-key forest whaler.


you are standing in front of a forest, contemplating whether or not you will have a good low-key time, do you think:

A) if I don't have a good time i will ask for a refund, if this doesn't cost money I will kill the nearest animal for compensation.

B) Man, this is such a dope looking forest. I could just sit here and watch it.

C) I'm ready to have fun and walk through the forest and look at all the cool things in the forest with no worry in the world.


C
roadman
over 9 years

Satan says


roadman says


Satan says


roadman says

I choose B.


You chose (B) to join a biker gang.

“We’re the high-strung sons of horseplay and we like to engage in a lot of horseplay around town on our motorcycles. We heard you were interested in danger and possibly almost dying on a regular basis. Is that true?

How do you answer?

A) Heck yes!

B) For sure!!!

C) Yes absolutely, sign me up to die whenever!


I try not to sound too keen, because I am low-key. I go with all of the above.


You chose (D) all of the above. The members of the biker gang all point their gun at you menacingly and say "Welcome to the High-strung sons of horseplay, we can't wait to get to know you!"

Do you:

A) Ride with them

B) Blow them off and say it wasn't low-key enough for you


I choose B).

I miss the woods.
justrec
over 9 years

Satan says


justrec says

A


You chose (A) to continue on your adventure.

Nothing better than a low-key stroll through the forest. Hope nothing weird or f****** up happens.

A) Keep strolling

B) Keep strolling



I'm going to trust that these two don't do different things, so i'm going to say A.
deletedover 9 years
an honorable death
Helba
over 9 years

Satan says


Helba says

This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward.


You chose (A) to continue forward.

You see an old guy doing yoga with one of those huge red blow-up balls you see in gyms from time to time.

What do you do?

A) Stand there and watch for a little while

B) Keep moving


I contemplate age and nature, while (A), watching an old man do yoga in the forest.
Satan
over 9 years
I am leaving for work AS OF THIS POST, I will be back later to do more please don't post anything more than your answers or i will lose my place and just kill everyone off in a fit of confusion