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Low-key forest adventure

Satan
over 9 years

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

Satan
over 9 years

roadman says


Satan says


roadman says

I choose B.


You chose (B) to join a biker gang.

“We’re the high-strung sons of horseplay and we like to engage in a lot of horseplay around town on our motorcycles. We heard you were interested in danger and possibly almost dying on a regular basis. Is that true?

How do you answer?

A) Heck yes!

B) For sure!!!

C) Yes absolutely, sign me up to die whenever!


I try not to sound too keen, because I am low-key. I go with all of the above.


You chose (D) all of the above. The members of the biker gang all point their gun at you menacingly and say "Welcome to the High-strung sons of horseplay, we can't wait to get to know you!"

Do you:

A) Ride with them

B) Blow them off and say it wasn't low-key enough for you
roadman
over 9 years

Satan says


roadman says

I choose B.


You chose (B) to join a biker gang.

“We’re the high-strung sons of horseplay and we like to engage in a lot of horseplay around town on our motorcycles. We heard you were interested in danger and possibly almost dying on a regular basis. Is that true?

How do you answer?

A) Heck yes!

B) For sure!!!

C) Yes absolutely, sign me up to die whenever!


I try not to sound too keen, because I am low-key. I go with all of the above.
Satan
over 9 years
I am leaving for work, I will be back later to do more please don't post anything more than your answers or i will lose my place and just kill everyone off in a fit of confusion
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says

This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward.


You chose (A) to continue forward.

You see an old guy doing yoga with one of those huge red blow-up balls you see in gyms from time to time.

What do you do?

A) Stand there and watch for a little while

B) Keep moving
Helba
over 9 years
This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

A


You chose (A) to continue on your adventure.

Nothing better than a low-key stroll through the forest. Hope nothing weird or f****** up happens.

A) Keep strolling

B) Keep strolling
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says

It's about time I've come across a companion. B.


You chose (B) to try and befriend this chimpanzee who was laughing at your willy by waving your hands in a way that could only mean "wanna be friendz?"


Helba says

I gift him one of my balloons, as a gesture of good faith.


While this was going to be one of the choices you skipped a step which is pretty low-key if you ask me! You held out one of your deflated balloons as an offering. The chimpanzee approaches cautiously and takes it. He makes his chimpanzee noises and smiles. He climbs on your back.

What now?

A) Continue forward

B) Make sure all belongings are secure, including your knife (Chimps are bad with knives)

C) Sit and pick bugs out of your new companion's hair and eat them
justrec
over 9 years
A
Satan
over 9 years

roadman says

I choose B.


You chose (B) to join a biker gang.

“We’re the high-strung sons of horseplay and we like to engage in a lot of horseplay around town on our motorcycles. We heard you were interested in danger and possibly almost dying on a regular basis. Is that true?

How do you answer?

A) Heck yes!

B) For sure!!!

C) Yes absolutely, sign me up to die whenever!
Helba
over 9 years
I gift him one of my balloons, as a gesture of good faith.
Helba
over 9 years
It's about time I've come across a companion. B.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

I'll change my answer to B, ignore them, as that would be the most low key


You chose (B) to ignore them and move on. Good choice! Helping them would turn you into a glorified babysitter and that is definitely not low-key.

What now?

A) Continue your adventure

B) Sit down on a log and rest

C) Check epicmafia's "looking for new moderators" thread
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says

I have nothing to hide. B.


You chose (B) to continue urinating while turning around looking towards where you feel the eyes are coming from.

It's a chimp. He laughs at your willy.

Do you:

A) Ignore him and move on

B) Make hand movements that can only mean you want to be friends

C) Pound your chest (because you saw it on planet of the apes once) to scare him away.
justrec
over 9 years
Guys, we are all coming at him at once. He may feel over worked and kill one of us off
roadman
over 9 years
I choose B.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says


Satan says


justrec says

Man, I'm not getting enough information on these things. What does helping them entail? I'll probably just Call 911


Like I gave rutab, I will give you a chance to change your answer IF it inevitably leads to you dying or not being low-key enough.


Is this the chance to change my answer or are you giving me warning for the future?


As you have yet to give me a letter this was for future reference
justrec
over 9 years
I'll change my answer to B, ignore them, as that would be the most low key
Helba
over 9 years
I have nothing to hide. B.
Satan
over 9 years

roadman says


Satan says


roadman says

Is the biker gang low-key?


No it is the opposite of low-key




How would they feel about a low-key member?


The name of the biker gang has "high-strung" in the title, so they may not feel too welcoming.
justrec
over 9 years

Satan says


justrec says

Man, I'm not getting enough information on these things. What does helping them entail? I'll probably just Call 911


Like I gave rutab, I will give you a chance to change your answer IF it inevitably leads to you dying or not being low-key enough.


Is this the chance to change my answer or are you giving me warning for the future?
roadman
over 9 years
I'm really tempted to join this biker gang.
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

Man, I'm not getting enough information on these things. What does helping them entail? I'll probably just Call 911


Like I gave rutab, I will give you a chance to change your answer IF it inevitably leads to you dying or not being low-key enough.
Satan
over 9 years

Helba says

Beethoven was pretty low-key. I choose B.


You chose (B) to find a nearest tree to urinate on, like a dog.

You did so and as you did, you felt someone was watching.

Do you:

A) Get nervous and stop urinating

B) Keep urinating and turn around towards where you feel the eyes are coming from

C) Ignore the feeling and keep urinating while also letting out a sigh of relief
justrec
over 9 years
Man, I'm not getting enough information on these things. What does helping them entail? I'll probably just Call 911
roadman
over 9 years

Satan says


roadman says

Is the biker gang low-key?


No it is the opposite of low-key




How would they feel about a low-key member?