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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Tucker says

-Inspect cube for any clues as to how to use it


You examine your cube device carefully..

It's sleek, black, made out of some sort of hard plastic, like a cell phone, doesn't appear to have any seams or openings.

On one side of the cube embedded is a glassy circle thing. You can't see through it or anything.

On the side opposite, a strange keypad that looks like this:

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facts about dennis:

he has 3 legs (missing back left)
hes an ex street dog so he is wary and knows how 2 fight
he has trust issues
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my bad
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gdi i put a "P" on ur dog.. ok next update it'll be a "D"
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Map updated to include connor's dog
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oh i didnt realise you were talking about my dads dogs

im changing peanut to dennis (my dads other dog)
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Edark says


Edark says

-I'd like to start up by fixing my hair with the hairgel





Edark powers up

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-Inspect cube for any clues as to how to use it
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i don't actually own a dog
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Ryuko says

-send Peanut (that's the dog's name) to slowly sniff out the drawbridge for traps


You whisper softly to your canine companion, and point toward the bridge. His ears perk up, and he begins slowly weaving across the bridge, nose to the ground
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Ryuko says

pls put pea on the map


Oh right, forgot. Also is your dog's name really Peanut? I could've sworn he had a different name.
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Edark says

-I'd like to start up by fixing my hair with the hairgel

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pls put Dennis on the map
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-send Dennis (that's the dog's name) to slowly sniff out the drawbridge for traps
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Ryuko says

-attempt to give itg one of my hp as a token of goodwill


You focus your psychic energy on itg321 and think real hard about transfering him one hp.
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-attempt to give itg one of my hp as a token of goodwill
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Check out the player map and description in the OP for the initial state of things.
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

You may now queue actions by posting "-" then a description of your action. Remember, actions are final, and you will attempt to perform any action you type. Unless you're interrupted by something, you'll be forced to see through any action, so choose carefully and remember trolling has consequences..
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Arcbell says


The says

Hey Arcbell can I join?


Pick one:

- A flintlock pistol with 2 shots

- A fancy rapier

- A taser (contact, good for about 1 min of continuous tasing)

Pick one:

- Magic cloak which greatly reduces the chances of enemies noticing you

- Magic ring which heats up slightly when it gets very close to the weak point of a living creature


Taser and Magic cloak
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itg321 says

why do i have 29 hp????


throwback from last game =p
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why do i have 29 hp????
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Cube-like device and leather armor.
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Arcbell says


AregVrt says

I say that if they don't return first 2 subs get in


it's only been like an hour lol


imagine all the things you can do in an hour
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AregVrt says

I say that if they don't return first 2 subs get in


it's only been like an hour lol
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I say that if they don't return first 2 subs get in