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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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*pops a pill in a hope to trip balls*
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*shoots poo at the host*
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Edark says

-I'd like to start up by fixing my hair with the hairgel


Soon.... you can't queue actions until everyone has picked their items and the game formally begins. I've PM'd the last 2 people
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-I'd like to start up by fixing my hair with the hairgel
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The current map is up
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Just need for The and Tucker to pick items and we're good to start the adventure!
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AregVrt says

Hey arcbell maybe you can move me from sub to player?

You adore me right? A little?


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@Tucker

Pick one:

- A metal shield with a spike on it

- A meteor hammer (weapon, not the mafia terms)

- A strange cube-like device

Pick one:

- Leather armor

- Nike shoes

- A potion of holy water
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Hey arcbell maybe you can move me from sub to player?

You adore me right? A little?
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The says

Hey Arcbell can I join?


Pick one:

- A flintlock pistol with 2 shots

- A fancy rapier

- A taser (contact, good for about 1 min of continuous tasing)

Pick one:

- Magic cloak which greatly reduces the chances of enemies noticing you

- Magic ring which heats up slightly when it gets very close to the weak point of a living creature
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kianal says

I'm the lightkeeper and joining!


ok sub #6...
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I'm the lightkeeper and joining!
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RhinoSoreAss says

I'm joining


the only way you're joining with this many people is if you're the secret alt of someone i adore, sorry. you can be sub #5 though
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man this game is a sausage fest. 11 guys, 2 girls.. just like d&d irl..
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I'm joining
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AregVrt says

so how do subs work? they join when someone dies?


nah if someone dies, they die, and the party no longer gets to use them

subs are for people who go inactive or troll overly much
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so how do subs work? they join when someone dies?
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I have to put The and Tucker in. I have to.

Ok ur guys items... let's see
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hardeffingworker says

i will proudly be the fourth sub


You'll be the first sub.
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Heya all. Just woke up gimmie a few.
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Hey Arcbell can I join?
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what am i supposed to be wtf is sum1 with quills scrolls and a tome???
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i will proudly be the fourth sub
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Arcbell says


Ryuko says

i'm in but i dunno which account yet


Pick three:

- Your dog

- A magic dart which always finds its mark as long as it could hit its mark when thrown by you normally, without ricocheting

- Kerry's whip

- Plate mail armor with a catch: it's fitted for a woman, so you'll have b00bs

- A ball and chain magically sealed to your left leg. You cannot get it off and it slows you down. The chain is long though, and the iron ball is a good weight.


dog whip armour
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JeffReid says

Congratulations, you offered Blister a device to fling poop. You've fulfilled his life dream.



Blister says

i'll take the poo slingshot and the skype cheater hats please sir