since people keep asking to be modded, please ask here so I can reject them all in one convenient location. if I'm feeling frisky I might even make up a funny reason why you can't be mod, but probably not
please fill out this questionnaire to amuse me:
lobby mods?
how do you feel?
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be?
honorary mods
those who didn't quite make it to mod, but successfully made it to my heart
ObitoSigma (±∞ points)
Resonate (5 points)
deleted (-46 points)
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lobby mods? - Should be picked based on how good they are at hearthstone how do you feel? - I'm feeling lucky what in this world do you hold dearest? - My prestigious, purely digital, possessions think of a new name for sandbox - dozen pee lobby if you were asking the questions, what would they be? - On a scale from 1 to great pro, how pro are you at EM? Is thegameguy better than you? - What was the last fruit you ate? Did you like it? - Vim or emacs? - How should players be punished? Why should they? - Have you ever been in a car wreck? What happened?
lobby mods? anime how do you feel? weeb what in this world do you hold dearest? my waifu think of a new name for sandbox: Animebox if you were asking the questions, what would they be? Who is your waifu
lobby mods? I'm already a Great Pro, don't need a demotion.
how do you feel? Hot.
what in this world do you hold dearest? Hot things and myself.
think of a new name for sandbox A square like shape on the ground where sand is conveniently placed within the area of said shape that has the capacity to build castles and mountains.
if you were asking the questions, what would they be? How hot is too hot? If a Great Pro falls in the game and no-one is around to hear them, do they still make a "Hot." sound?
how do you feel? Not feeling great but not feeling bad, just content
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox sandroblox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be? favorite sandbox user and why favorite person in sandbox chat and why favorite forum poster in sandbox and why favorite banned user in sandbox and why favorite negra in sandbox and why
lobby mods? breeders how do you feel? very straight what in this world do you hold dearest? JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD think of a new name for sandbox StraightBox if you were asking the questions, what would they be? From Chuck Norris to Elton John, how straight are you?
lobby mods? I don't really use mods when I game, but I like watching youtube videos where they download mods that replace things with Thomas the Tank engines.
how do you feel? a little chilly and infinitely confounded thanks for asking how about you
what in this world do you hold dearest? My cat. Cats are wonderful.
think of a new name for sandbox The artist formerly known as Sandbox. alternatively, ShameCube.
if you were asking the questions, what would they be? If you could invent any word that became a common part of the modern language, just like all of the words I'm using in this question, what would that word be and what would it mean? Are you able to do any dances from the animes? How do you feel about echinoderms? What is your favorite fufu? (If you don't remember the many varieties of fufu you are too young to be on EpicMafia, only '20s kids remember fufus)
if you were asking the questions, what would they be? Am I gay? How can I become gay too?
deletedalmost 8 years
lobby mods? -No thanks, I'm on a diet. how do you feel? - Nerve endings mostly what in this world do you hold dearest? -individual expression think of a new name for sandbox -Desert. It keeps the sandy feeling we all know and love but without the delusion that you can escape when you don't want to play anymore if you were asking the questions, what would they be? -I wouldn't consider modding anyone without knowing their stance on pineapple pizza
I feel sold out, the words are a sentence. I deserve at least twice as many minus points for my effort. Just because you don't get it doesn't mean I will take this abuse without protest.
sober me will fill out the updated questionnaire for fun because i enjoy your commentary
1. they'd only serve a real purpose if you decided to moderate sandbox games in any specific way 2. i'm feeling really lethargic at the moment, possibly because i'm watching my fish sleep 3. those whom i trust and care for. those people might die or forget about you but i think that's what makes them all the more special. 4. i think it's really dumb that main lobby is called main and sandbox is called sandbox. the purpose of this website is to play mafia, not necessarily ranked mafia. if i had things my way, there would be two lobbies: unranked (a merge of now-nonexistent training lobby and sandbox) and ranked (formerly known as competitive), and then all mini games would go into games of course. 5. i'd ask: (1) do you have any pets, (2) how would you describe your political and philosophical views, and (3) are you an early bird or a night owl
what is it?? -1 suspense kills i mean this was kinda predictable but i guess it kinda reached that threshold where it becomes so predictable you stop expecting it so +1 points for unintentional meta game me too +2 points for both of us excuse me im a gentle soul +0 points only because im too kind to go negative because i would never hurt you reported
grand total 2 points that's one for each o in dooze, and also the number of pairs of 2 o's preceding dooze in this sentence
how do you feel? like an enigma, though i've heard you shouldn't call black people that
what in this world do you hold dearest? gay parcheesi
think of a new name for sandbox suckcox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be? 1. are you six years old? 2. if you are not six years old, why not? 3. what are your thoughts on the current state of the very real epicmafia politics? 4. who is your best friend? 5. how many girls have you looked at in the last six years?
my friend's dog's name is lucas +1 points try going to bed at 5am instead +0 points not charming but at least it's honest +1 points i would never hurt a fly -1 points for such hurtful fibs in days past this would be the redeeming quality of this application but it's a new age and such tenacious folly has fallen from favor. +1 points for trying
grand total 2 points that'll get you a few ice cream cones
sometimes i also create surnoms français for my characters, like mou copine (gentle friend) +2 points
i dont hate anything done out of kindness, i appreciate every kind gesture and since im a nobody offline im easily flattered online. i dont think youve seen things the way i have though +1 points
i love fan accounts +1 points
i think current mods and admins have it worse. i saw that whitepimp thread and people are just being so scathing with their criticisms all with that patronizing racy quality typical of the casually crude humor vocal users have become known for. nobody tries to really understand where others are coming from and just opt to denigrate one another and that isn't conductive to any sort of meaningful change, in fact it only breeds greater contempt from both parties and the only end result i can see is that the ones in power are unseated only after becoming emboldened by the thought that no matter what they do, they'll always be hated for it. +1 points
i wouldn't say sandbox is a family but it is a community and i would like to keep it alive since i like coming here so you're kinda right, but the courtesy should be extended to everyone not only those who some might deem innocent. in fact, if this question were genuinely used to assess a person's character, i would say the innocent part is a trap and the best answer would be to spot and evade it. everyone deserves the same understanding because i dont believe anyone does things purely out of malice but rather a strong sense of retribution at worst, which however rash still uses some form of reasoning and can be remedied with further reason +0 points
grand total 5 points touching fluffy tail is the meta
what is your middle name? i never gave myself one :( how do you feel? my back hurts but im feeling emotionally honest and thats why im telling you about my vulnerability and emotional suffering why are you here? to check on my good pal cub who hurt you? oh you KNOW who how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? i've already claimed too many as is
i both did and didn't expect it +1 points how miguel de cervantic +1 points that's no good +0 points one day society will pay when the oil runs dry and the greed innate in human nature signals the death throes of an empire as automation simultaneously seeks to free us of our shackles however incompatible with the deeply flawed market forces of yonder contingent upon human sweat +1 points -1 points be merciful
i like the name matthew +1 points im glad +1 points i wish you luck on your journey +1 points that's not very inclusive -1 points hey even though chris is a HUGE MEANIE and doesn't play games with me doesn't mean he's a bad dino. sometimes i think i just set myself up to be tortured by certain people +0 points
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