Mod Applications

almost 8 years

since people keep asking to be modded, please ask here so I can reject them all in one convenient location. if I'm feeling frisky I might even make up a funny reason why you can't be mod, but probably not

please fill out this questionnaire to amuse me:

lobby mods?
how do you feel?
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be?

honorary mods

those who didn't quite make it to mod, but successfully made it to my heart

ObitoSigma (±∞ points)
Resonate (5 points)
deleted (-46 points)

Have you been rejected yet?

12 signed

Sign this petition once your application has been rejected. You may also sign this petition if you know you will be rejected, secretly wish to be rejected, or have a petition-oriented fetish.

A moderator's goal is to...

Post menacingly

Stop being a moderator

Oppress the proletariat

Embrace nepotism

cub

almost 8 years

this is a personal thread in disguise

cub

almost 8 years

CoryInConstantinople says

what is your middle name? hitler
how do you feel? all reich
why are you here? to party
who hurt you? jewish globalism
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? 6 million

your parents must be proud -1 points
the poor quality of this answer is redeemed only by the pun quality of this answer +0 points
mafia is actually a party game, so you answered correctly +2 points
just convert to judaism oy vey -1 points
yeah yeah i get the joke but say what you will nothing's more dead than these references at this point -3 points

grand total -3 points

cub

almost 8 years

PeanutMarmaduke says

what is your middle name? Johannesburg
how do you feel? Tall
why are you here? internet power
who hurt you? myself
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? as many as it takes

quite a mouthful +1 points
that's not an emotion -1 points
your motives are misguided -1 points
stop it -1 points
good attitude +2 points

grand total 0 points

cub

almost 8 years

coolkidrox123 says

what is your middle name? dont have one
how do you feel? dead inside
why are you here? irl is scary
who hurt you? myself
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Only no avis

boring -1 points
bland +0 points
okay +1 points
stop it -1 points
wtf noavis are our future -2 points

grand total -3 points

cub

almost 8 years

Nintendo says

what is your middle name?
how do you feel?
why are you here?
who hurt you?
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator?

hate those things -1 points
i like those +3 points
idk what that is but +1 points
i really don't know what that is -1 points
hate those things -2 points

grand total 0 points

cub

almost 8 years

ObitoSigma says

Moderator

Slightly parched. I could do with a cup of tea right about now.

To satisfy my petition-oriented fetish.

You.

How many enemies do I have again?

i feel sorry for you +-1 points
all i have is this hope it helps +1 points
thanks for being honest +1 points
: ( points
how would i know +? points

grand total [1, 3]+? points

deletedalmost 8 years

what is your middle name? hitler
how do you feel? all reich
why are you here? to party
who hurt you? jewish globalism
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? 6 million

cub

almost 8 years

Alyssa says

what is your middle name?

I actually get asked this quite a lot of times. What IS my middle name? I don't usually partake in sharing the private information, but I like to tell people it's Cecil, which can seem awkward at first but it really has grown on me.

all the words didn't make it that interesting but i appreciate them nonetheless +1 points

how do you feel?

There are many ways I can 'feel' right now. Am I excited? Happy? Sad? All of them. Mostly I feel a bit embarrassed and shy right now, which is rare of me, but you know, gotta live in the now.

all the words didn't say much but im pretty shy most of the time even if people don't notice so i like being able to relate +1 points

why are you here?

I originally joined because I wanted to play mafia sim, but I stuck around because I really enjoy the community. I can contribute a lot and I feel it's really fresh and new.

epicmafia is not fresh don't lie to me -1 points

who hurt you?

No one so far

+0 points for each meanie

how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator?

all the cis who feel like their territory is intruded upon by my simple existence, so, probably 5 or 6

would you not then prove them correct, thereby somewhat validating an opinion that really doesn't warrant validation and ultimately doing more to damage yourself -2 points

grand tutu -1 points

PeanutMarmaduke

almost 8 years

what is your middle name? Johannesburg
how do you feel? Tall
why are you here? internet power
who hurt you? myself
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? as many as it takes

coolkidrox123

almost 8 years

what is your middle name? dont have one
how do you feel? dead inside
why are you here? irl is scary
who hurt you? myself
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Only no avis

Nintendo

almost 8 years

what is your middle name?

how do you feel?

why are you here?

who hurt you?

how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator?

ObitoSigma

almost 8 years

Moderator

Slightly parched. I could do with a cup of tea right about now.

To satisfy my petition-oriented fetish.

You.

How many enemies do I have again?

Alyssa

almost 8 years

what is your middle name?

I actually get asked this quite a lot of times. What IS my middle name? I don't usually partake in sharing the private information, but I like to tell people it's Cecil, which can seem awkward at first but it really has grown on me.

how do you feel?

There are many ways I can 'feel' right now. Am I excited? Happy? Sad? All of them. Mostly I feel a bit embarrassed and shy right now, which is rare of me, but you know, gotta live in the now.

why are you here?

I originally joined because I wanted to play mafia sim, but I stuck around because I really enjoy the community. I can contribute a lot and I feel it's really fresh and new.

who hurt you?

No one so far

how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator?

all the cis who feel like their territory is intruded upon by my simple existence, so, probably 5 or 6

somethingwhatever

almost 8 years

lelasexcub

cub

almost 8 years

cute says

please hurt my feelings i love it when people do that to me

1. my midldle name is nicole
2. i feel desklr good but also reallt sleepy
3. j want you to step on me and my emotions lelasexcub
4. no one, not yet at least. i day yet because i am hoping you will hurt me
6. the only innocent victim i will claim is myself because moderating is something that heurts yourself farm more than it hurts others/;$the communfify hecyse everyone on epicmafia are ungrateful little shïts to tell u the tutrth it's pretty allalljng

eh it's okay +0 points
what the f**k did you just say to me -2 points
what the f**k did you just call me -5 points
im not that kind of person +5 points not for your answer but to prove im a sweetheart
i like the part of this answer that i was able to decipher because i find it relatable +3 points

cute says

worth ethics

+2 points for inventing a new term

grand total 3 points, almost there

Negra

almost 8 years

how can a mod be mod if they don't check their posts for spellong mistakes hmmmmmmmmmmmMMMM

cute

almost 8 years

i wrote thiswhile i was high that should give you a good view into my worth ethics

cute

almost 8 years

please hurt my feelings i love it when people do that to me

1. my midldle name is nicole
2. i feel desklr good but also reallt sleepy
3. j want you to step on me and my emotions lelasexcub
4. no one, not yet at least. i day yet because i am hoping you will hurt me
6. the only innocent victim i will claim is myself because moderating is something that heurts yourself farm more than it hurts others/;$the communfify hecyse everyone on epicmafia are ungrateful little shïts to tell u the tutrth it's pretty allalljng

cub

almost 8 years

: )

blood4bloodgod

almost 8 years

I don't want to be a mod, but I just really enjoy your topics.

Negra

almost 8 years

Aristotle was suck and mods are sod

somethingwhatever

almost 8 years

a goal of any revolutionaire is not to seek a throne but to abolish
mods r sods

cub

almost 8 years

you need at least 10 points to be accepted

since point distribution is totally arbitrary and i'll intentionally dock points for literally anything, good luck

cub

almost 8 years

verumbark says

- joia
- generally numb and discontent
- there is no actual meaning of life so i cant really answer that question
- many people
- i plan to vore the entirety of sandbox at once

novel and interesting middle name +3 points
that's how we all feel -1 points
too easy -2 points
i'm sorry to hear that +1 points
terrifying -1 points

grand total 0 points

Negra

almost 8 years

cub says

Negra says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU

F+

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