since people keep asking to be modded, please ask here so I can reject them all in one convenient location. if I'm feeling frisky I might even make up a funny reason why you can't be mod, but probably not
please fill out this questionnaire to amuse me:
lobby mods?
how do you feel?
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be?
honorary mods
those who didn't quite make it to mod, but successfully made it to my heart
ObitoSigma (±∞ points)
Resonate (5 points)
deleted (-46 points)
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What is your middle name? - I have two on my birth certificate (Taylor and Irene) I usually only use Taylor since I didn't find out about the second one until I was like 18.
How do you feel? - Exhausted, which I think is more of a personality trait than a feeling at this point.
Why are you here? - To be rejected for moderation, it's my kink.
Who hurt you? - Recently? Some dude that cut me off on the way home. My heart is too sensitive. Like if you look at me the wrong way I will probably sit on it for weeks in agony.
How many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? - As many as it takes for me to evolve into my next form.
why are you here? why are any of us here, you know?
who hurt you? everyone in sandbox lobby at one point or another. is that not the case with all of us?
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? innocence does not exist in a world where we're all born into sin. life is suffering and the emptiness grants me my power. i will slay those who have harmed me and they will look in my eyes and know. they will know.
deletedalmost 8 years
what is your middle name? ilovecub <3 <3 <3 how do you feel? How do I feel wet? I feel it with my right hand whenever I think of cub. My hand slowly moves to the glass of water that's conveniently on my table and it spills onto my pants and I get wet. I drink water when I'm thirsty as well :3 I love cub <3 why are you here? I found my calling when cub made a thread for mod applications. I was destined to be rejected... My heart leaps a beat whenever cub-senpai notices me <3 who hurt you? cub hurt me when...I hurt her...I confessed my love and...I forced her to run away from me...I guess...love hurts... how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? 0.69 to 0.420 roundabouts, depending on the memes, and cub's desires <3
what is your middle name? how do you feel? with my hands why are you here? in need of constant validation that people like me somewhere who hurt you? u how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? ive already claimed plenty
what is your middle name? Anal how do you feel? sexy why are you here? time who hurt you? With Ney Houston how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Ahhhhbutt 69
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Just the rich
deletedalmost 8 years
why are you here? I am here to tell Cub that they are a great owner and that they are worth Peopple making fan accounts about them. At first I was skeptical but then I saw how much care she has put into the lobby in general. Always generous always helpful but still has her fun and unique "doesnt even care" attitude. It gives the lobby personality. YOu are like a kuudere. Tough on the outside but sweet and soft on the inside which is what sandbox has become. Tough at first but sweet and fun once you enter. who hurt you? All those who say you arent the best owner. No owner is perfect and no owner has the same views as everybody else. The best kinda owner is an owner who sticks to their values and what they preach. they are bite and not all bite. Which is saying something since with lack of mods and banning there is no where much to bite but the imprint is seen very much so in this lobby. how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? No one. as a cub rep I belive everyone is equal and deserves a chance. Sandbox is our home and a family. we come to sandbox for a reason. Why drive people away from maybe the only place they can call home? Even those tryna disturb the peace willl get spared because they too deserve to be in sandbox. But at the same time like...lfmaooooooo but thats the "innocent ones" those who arent innocent will get wat they have comming for them. I will give those ppl 0 leway because no one messes with a cub.
deletedalmost 8 years
why are you here? I am here to tell Cub that they are a great owner and that they are worth Peopple making fan accounts about them. At first I was skeptical but then I saw how much care she has put into the lobby in general. Always generous always helpful but still has her fun and unique "doesnt even care" attitude. It gives the lobby personality. YOu are like a kuudere. Tough on the outside but sweet and soft on the inside which is what sandbox has become. Tough at first but sweet and fun once you enter.
who hurt you? All those who say you arent the best owner. No owner is perfect and no owner has the same views as everybody else. The best kinda owner is an owner who sticks to their values and what they preach. they are bite and not all bite. Which is saying something since with lack of mods and banning there is no where much to bite but the imprint is seen very much so in this lobby.
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? No one. as a cub rep I belive everyone is equal and deserves a chance. Sandbox is our home and a family. we come to sandbox for a reason. Why drive people away from maybe the only place they can call home? Even those tryna disturb the peace willl get spared because they too deserve to be in sandbox. But at the same time like...lfmaooooooo but thats the "innocent ones" those who arent innocent will get wat they have comming for them. I will give those ppl 0 leway because no one messes with a cub.
deletedalmost 8 years
what is your middle name? mignonne lionceau (cute cub in french) how do you feel? I feel intimidated writing this. I made this account just to apply and make you feel happy. What if she hates it? What if is not funny enough? What if its not what she hopes and dreamt for? I feel blessed though. That you aren't unhappy about my account because I made it remmebering you saying no one ever draws you or represents you as cute. You are cute and although not always shy I know deep down you are. My feelings are hopes that one day you will become the most loved on em and I feel enlighted after spending a day as a Cub. Seeing the world through your eyes.
what is your middle name? lucas how do you feel? tired i woke up at 5am why are you here? because some of you are ok who hurt you? cub when she unmodded me how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? only the people that don't actually break rules but i dislike personally
what is your middle name? matthew how do you feel? blissful why are you here? to find the holy grail who hurt you? only the people I allowed to do so how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? christopherzilla
what is your middle name?poo how do you feel?poo why are you here?idk who hurt you?cub how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? 6 million
smart move +1 points for cyber security actually i like supporting people when they feel bad because it takes my mind off of my own problems and helps me to think outside of myself and it's mutually beneficial because then it allows them to confide in someone and then we're both a little happier +1 points i appreciate you and like having you around you're a user who i recognize when i come here and im glad you exist +1 points that's unfortunate although im not sure some of those people are mean maybe they were just memeing a little too hard +0 points violence is not the answer, we should strive to understand one another and realize we can all relate to the thankless struggle of our existence and once we're not alone perhaps embrace it and make it our own together but if we make enemies out of eachother then we'll only compound the hardship -1 points
grand total 2 points one for each thumb
deletedalmost 8 years
what is your middle name? i can't reveal personal information here bc I'm not proud of who I am on this website
how do you feel? im so sad right now like I just want someone to talk to but at the same time I can't talk to anyone bc it's not fair on them because like all anyone wants is to just forget about their problems that's why they're always like LOLMEMES and they want a good time but no one actually wants to talk about issues and like real world and personal issues oh my god
why are you here? Because all I want right now is for someone to acknowledge my existence even for just like a second and
who hurt you? Mostly my dad but basically everyone I know, if u mean on epicmafia then it's basically everyone that's not in my family besides hereddy, nekomanri and u cub. Jimbei has hurt me the most and so has obitosigma indirectly and then goes the hurtful people like cory and sweetnkind and dourada and reamix and error and merlot and bebop and silentdriver and rockgirlnikki and negra and slonderman and basically everyone
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Literally everyone except u and hereddy and nekomanri and the people in my family no one else is innocent and when I heard about tigers being one of the most vindictive animals I was like wow I love tigers
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