since people keep asking to be modded, please ask here so I can reject them all in one convenient location. if I'm feeling frisky I might even make up a funny reason why you can't be mod, but probably not
please fill out this questionnaire to amuse me:
lobby mods?
how do you feel?
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be?
honorary mods
those who didn't quite make it to mod, but successfully made it to my heart
ObitoSigma (±∞ points)
Resonate (5 points)
deleted (-46 points)
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you forgot to fill in middle name during character creation -1 points feelings are important for character development! -1 points me too +1 points this is true +1 points for consistency quite ambitious, in fact possibly the most ambitious +3 points
>Why are you here? I have little else to do right now.
>Who hurt you? N/A, just explained that I don't feel.
>How many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? All of the following groups of people: weebs, furries, main lobby players, league of legends players, furries again, people who advertise survivor in sandbox, all site mods, and Ace.
jacob backwards is bocaj which would be an interesting name +1 points this doesn't get you any points in fact i should deduct a point but i won't because you're not quite frowning and i think we can turn it around if we work together same +0 points i support the legalization of marijuana -1 points that's the spirit +2 points
cool middle name +1 points +hug (value is depreciated i've flooded the market) same +0 points ben is a sweetheart -1 points i appreciate the precision +1 points
that's exactly the middle name i was expecting +1 points good to hear +1 points for candid positivity take this for your troubles +1 points relatable +1 points calm down -1 points
no middle name, no points +0 that's how you should feel +1 points flattery will get you +1 points glad to hear it +1 points it's hypothetical -1 points
what is your middle name? Robert how do you feel? Little bit sore but pretty good why are you here? Lost control of my life and rampant alcoholism keeps me stuck here who hurt you? Cory how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? All of them
My eyes are literally bloodshot red from crying for the last hour, and I just threw up from the stress. I can't believe we lost again. The president sexually assaults people, the Republican in Montana bodyslams people, and this bich in Georgia refuses to let women with breast cancer get treatment. And the worst part is people still vote for them! It's happening. We are in 1930s Germany. We must resist.
I was at school and I come home to my dad with my pipe sitting down at the table. As soon as I seen that I knew I was proper . He started telling me how drugs are terrible for you and stuff and I was like yeah I know dad, sorry, just all the usual to get out of trouble. Then he's like "Aigh lil boy u finna smoke all of this ice if u think ur so tuff". I was like " not again dad you made me do this last week because you were bored and wanted to watch me wig the out", but he ain een care tho.. Anyway I ain no man I smash the fuk out of that pipe and then lights out apparently I was doing weird because it wasn't even ice, it was just actual frozen ice. I don't remember anything after that though because my dad gave me roofies and I started on the floor again.
+0 should've invested in gold sooner for balance reasons this should be -1 but im easily swooned and i would feel bad if i gave someone -1 points for being nice
+2 i agree with this philosophy
grand total 5 points you're officially half of a moderator
deletedalmost 8 years
what is your middle name?
Cub
how do you feel?
I feel like cub is the best person in the world. I feel humbled by the fact she is our owner. I feel blessed to be part of sandbox under her rule. I feel safe knowing that the poll will always be interesting. I am excited to hear everything she has to say.
why are you here?
I am here to tell the world how much I love Cub and how much I think she has done for sandbox. She is the best owner so far and will head out lobby to great heights and accomplishments.
who hurt you?
The sandbox community hurt me whenever they say something bad about our owner. she does so well and so great I can't handle any insult towards her. I fight them but they get a few punches in too so I get hurt.
how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator?
No one. Under Cub's rule everyone gets a chance. no one is truly bad only make bad choices at times. only peace and happiness and judgment belong here.
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