JiveTurkey3

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The Moon
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Fuck what you heard is what you know.

Alright, let me give you guys a brief history of the moon. It all started in the year 1311 A.D. A massive blast from a volcano on Jupiter blasted varying single celled organisms straight to the Moon. After thousands of years of evolution, fish began to take form. These fish were then hunted for food by the Mooneminites, the indigenous inhabitants of the Moon. For a time, life was good for the Mooneminites. They had good farms, nuclear power plants, and nice Glorsnadlikdiedfoodits; but all that was soon to be changed. The next day, new and mysterious creatures started arriving on the Moon. Calling themselves Penocularitefficas, they started to ravage the Moon for all of it's natural resources, and then proceeded to kill off the Mooneminites because they thought it was cool. But alas! One Mooneminite, Braylockarubis, survived the slaughter of his people, and he sought revenge for the death of his culture. Mayhookibara, leader of the Penocularitefficas, caught wind of this somehow, regardless of the fact that no living soul on the Moon knew that Braylockarubis was alive. Mayhookibara knew the death of his people was imminent, and he promptly ordered every Penoculariteffica to commit seppuku to deny Braylockarubis his much sought after revenge. One thing Mayhookibara did not think of, however, was that Braylockarubis would also commit seppuku to drop into Limbo and fight the Penocularitefficas for all eternity.

If guised, water temple? I'll be pissed about that shit.

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Achievements

1 / 10I'm Towntelling!
1 / 20Super Sleuth!

Created Setups

over 13 years
+k for epic vig
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+K for being yakked tracker and not only guessing the doctor but also his save in DYLV. EPIC.
over 13 years
Negged. I told you that he had claimed BP and you still went for him.
over 13 years
AWWW YAH!
CHROME BUDDIES +K 4 U
over 13 years
+K for liking Circa Survive.
over 13 years
+K Jive!! <333
over 13 years
+k for giving k haha
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IKR. :S I'm in your debt, permanently.
over 13 years
Awee thank you Jive! I only need like 63 more points and I will return the love <3