Jaguar

33
Chicago
in love with 
VivianFox
part of 
TEAM JAG*
 family
 
74,102
141
1394wins1020losses17left
Competitive
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Alt of http://www.epicmafia.com/user/10614

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2i0rdk7&s=6

My gender is neither male nor female, but since that's not an option, alternates weekly.

http://failblog.org/2010/01/08/sexy-chat-win/

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: rawr

Stranger: u male or female

You: female

Stranger: u horny

You: was that a question?

Stranger: yea'

You: try one of these next time ----> ?

Stranger: wat

Stranger: ohh this ?

Stranger: u horny?

You: better...but still not a complete sentance

Stranger: r u horny?

Stranger: R u horny?

You: so close and yet so far....r and u are not words

Stranger: are you horny?

You: almost there!

Stranger: wat eles

Stranger: Are your horny?

You: no

You have disconnected.

Friends (137)

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MetaIlica
DeyG3iGs
Candisemo
Jashinist
devonelliboy
eritas
graedius
Tuneche
DoodleBob
 

Achievements

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Cop
Super Sleuth!
StanMarsh
over 14 years
Why...Hello there....I hope that we may meet up again in a fight in the near future now that you've returned for the summer....
deletedover 14 years
+k, cuz you're awesome :D
JezebelAlli
over 14 years
WIN FOR ME MORE!
iConfess
over 14 years
You already have 2 gold trophies.. how about letting me have a go? <3
annie01
over 14 years
Jag is back!
iConfess
over 14 years
HOLY SHIT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THIS IS KARMA GETTING ME BACK FOR THAT. I HATE LIFE.
iConfess
over 14 years
Next time in 3 way lylo I will just repeatedly say *snores* and then people will gradually lose massive amounts of brain cells until they are so dumb that they just sit there like a coma patient and ask about favorite fruits to decide on who to hammer. I fucking hate people.
KoLIdiot
over 14 years
You are right, it is indeed completely my fault. However, if you are going to completely lack respect for anybody's playing style, I strongly suggest you reserve judgment lest you receive the mother of all omgus. I also advise to be less stubborn to give the hammer, as I honestly would have voted for danny had you cross voted.
KoLIdiot
over 14 years
Sorry about that loss =/ I was pressured into leaving...and in the future, if you're going to get someone to note vote for you, you probably shouldn't be condescending X69001 d1.
Follis
over 14 years
You suck at this game. Get a life. Stop playing. No one likes you. You should have negative karma. I negged you. You cheat with frie- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
Grindernerd
over 14 years
Oh my fucking god at Mango's joke. That made me shit myself. Anyways, tell me when you turn female, then lets hit a club
hiralarious
over 14 years
jaggyyy. :3
MangoDaiquiri
over 14 years
Why did Lucid decide to ban Jaguar?
Because he is a cheetah.
iShine
over 14 years
Oh, you are welcome, sexy.
deletedover 14 years
thnx jag, couldnt have reached some amazing heights of hookerdom without you.
iConfess
over 14 years
Apologies. I really had no intention to kick you and unrank it.
Effulgence
over 14 years
Reposting here: Sorry for calling you a moron, but 1) stop leading mislynches on me as town, and 2) you actually don't ever lynch a cop claim. Better to lynch elsewhere as there is still a possibility I could have been real.
deletedover 14 years
good thing it has no negative repercussions on you, nor does it concern you, jaguar.
hiralarious
over 14 years
But but. maxwell likes stabbing me and being mean.. and and.. HE HATES JAGUARS. GASP.
deletedover 14 years
*indignant face* i WAS going to tell you a secret. now you don't get to know.