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Karanyatsu: too many testimonials -- a testimonial on karuta's page

nora: they're so invalid

nora: who?

nora: the karu reading this

dva: puck: (kills me)

dva: me: fucking karu

Satya: karu i can see you adding this to your bible of testimonials

dva: the legendary scourge of Several lobbys, gaykaruta?

Mei: karu you are second only to puck in the sheer amount of bottom energies that you give off

Mei: gay karuta, you are so much of a bottom that i bet you need someone to reach thinsg onthe top shelf for you

arduousAnger: you're textbook bottom, karu

Mei: karu not in a million years could i ever imagine you being a top

Mei: karu the fact that everyone around you is willing to fight you over your alleged status as a top means youre not a top

dva: youre not a top that's final

Kenma: hey can you take some constructive criticism?

gaykaruta: yeah

Kenma: you fucking suck

Watanabe: average person wins 3 mafia games a year factoid actually just statistical error. average person wins 0 mafia games per year. gaykaruta, who wins 10000 mafia games per day is an outlier and should not be counted

Launchpad: god I just want to kick omoh's ass so hard right now

Launchpad: 1am thoughts

TheGiantRat: a lot of people come up to me and say

TheGiantRat: 'please ban karuta'

kittenfood: karu is valid but also karu is like

kittenfood: the best liar in this fucking game that isnt me

kittenfood: because i saw you convince someone i was fucking bp once when we were cheffed together as mafia

kittenfood: i know your goddamn crimes

ryan2: homosexual karate is the best kind of karate. i support you in all endavours and will walk backwards with you into hell

Tonkotsu: i can't love you because you ruined the economy in 1812

FatPika: KARUTA INFECTED THEIR MINDS WITH THE SEED OF MADNESS

zatanna: i dont know what to do because you radiate evil energies, always

Sollux: hey remember last night how you finally rolled vill and you died n1? both me, the vig, and maf went for you

Trip: KARUTA IS THE FUNNIEST NOT FUNNY PERSON IVE EVER MET

Neopetsaresokawaii: and I'm stuck in pre game with dm's most hated players gaykaruta and wadanohara

Heathers: gaykaruta poked you! Return poke!

Heathers: is this the gay agenda????

flan: friends: my mom, karuta

Heathers: anyway i thought of a cool new alt name its kaygaruta (original copyrighted 2016)

Oniion: every night i wake up in cold sweat because of the grim reminder karuta exists

gaykaruta: whats my name anne

Neopetsaresokawaii: sandbox lobby reject

Trip: i didnt even know karuta still existed

Koutaro: @gaykaruta FUCK OUT MY FACE

Rocerdude404: brb sending anon hate to gaykaruta suis

Dolce: @gaykaruta i cant believe im in the same room as dms most hated player

Sonja: i dont understand why im losing!! - em user gaykaruta, who is a danger to our economy

Tonkotsu: thats implying karuta and i are friends

Oniion: karuta can you stop being edgy for 1 second

Puck: oh so when I talk abt fucking the mafia its fine but when karu talks about their past with the village they're edgy

Ichigeruge: karuphobia is real

hagakrure: puts roll probability on arson so that i can burn karuta once and for all

xSoniaNeverMindx: GayKaruta was the first person I met in this lobby and the first thing I heard when someone else came in is

xSoniaNeverMindx: Oh...you met Karuta? Sorry for you

kittenfood: dont worry because i am banning gaykaruta as we speak

Kuria: [looks directly at gaykaruta, em user gaykaruta] karuta "speaking of sinners" karuta, em user gaykaruta is a sinner

Yuichirou: im just a casual karu fan

Yuichirou: i cant even name five albums

DespairNaegi: gay idols ~ karuta adventures?

Rocerdude404: karuta is a known liar

Malachite: remember when kenma banned gaykaruta and didnt tell me so they didnt get to play mafia like all night

Oniion: i am discriminated everyday by em user gaykaruta

Tokiya: any final words before i ban you from dm

Sardonyx: kenma, on their deathbed: bring me my laptop... i need.... i need to ban gaykaruta

Feferi: i want ella and karu to die consecutively and be two pr so the text is just progressively more horrified

Nudibranch: hagakrure, the santa? gaykaruta, the chef?!

hagakrure: im prayin 2 karu

FELlX: dont pray to karu we'll lose

Wadanohara: the most tragic thing about this game is we're stuck with karuta

ella - Today at 7:40 PM

1 like = 1 stand against rampant karuphobia which is existent in many lobbies across epic mafia

too long we have stood by and watched this horrendous act....

DespairNaegi: your profile is literally just testimonials

gaykaruta: thats all u need to know about me