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ivana

New York City

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wink

part of

The Kardashians

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Be the change you wish to see. ★

Hi my name is Ivana.
I'm a Mother of 2 boys but no I am not old.
I've been on this website for 8 years this July!
Fun fact: I went completely psycho and was banned for 6 months straight.
I am grateful for this breakdown as I came back better, happier and mended damaged friendships.
I'm a major stoner and supporter of free choice. I am pro-weed, pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage.
I'm not religious but I am extremely spiritual. I believe we all worship the same God and religion was made up to have power and control.
I've lost 135 pounds since May 2017. :)
I will always speak my mind. I don't care what anyone thinks of me and chances are I never will.
User wink is my wife and I will kill someone for her.
STAY KIND OR BE GONE! Kindness is my moto in life. ♥

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Friends (412)

Questions

Ozil

over 5 years

I just realised that i didnt kudo you yet but you can have 1 now. Your soo gorgeous and im soo proud that you reached ur goal woooho. Proved doubters wrong and gave others hope that they can achieve their targets <3.

I love you so much. You're an amazing moderator and great friend. People like you helped me reach my goals. Please stay as perfect as you are, King Ozil! :)

anonymousover 5 years

Hey, ivana, you so fine i really wanna make you mine

You probably have a big wang, let's bang!

anonymousover 5 years

you're literally one of the hottest girls on this website, i want to bang you all the way to Bangkok and never come back!

Aww, thank you so much. If you like me, just tell me. I'll respect you a lot more for being honest even if my feelings are not reciprocrated.

anonymousover 5 years

I bet you want to move to Wichita or Topeka

Yeah man, sorround me in the middle of nowhere so I'm not around people and I can die in a tornado. It's my dream!

BeholdAPaleHorse

over 5 years

There's a Man going 'round taking names.

My name is Deni. Ivana is just a cover for my real identity.

Achievements

13 / 30

Janitor

Oxyclean

12 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

9 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

9 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

8 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

deletedover 6 years

steve

over 6 years

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deletedover 6 years

HI THIS IS MY BESTFRIEND

steve

over 6 years

hi ivana

SHERK

over 6 years

NO U

deletedover 6 years

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SHERK

over 6 years

gosh i love u

MonteCarrlo

over 6 years

meow

Jessicaa

over 6 years

why are u so bad

samantha

over 6 years

hey ivana baby

steve

over 6 years

our genitals are private

deletedover 6 years

i had to...

deletedover 6 years

this is my new bestfriend

deletedover 6 years

the best trophy on this website

deletedover 6 years

i really can't believe we're out here redefining poetry itself. we did that.

deletedover 6 years

roses are red, sunflowers are yellow, i miss you too much so i'm saying hello ^_~

deletedover 6 years

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when as.sholes you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an a.sshole had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I mas.turbated for the first time I didn't think of po.rnstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a dou.che who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the a.ssholes you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!

deletedover 6 years

roses are red, violets are blue, holy shi/t i love ivana.

deletedover 6 years

a legend named ivana

SHERK

over 6 years

ivana, lily, halo, i and c-c-c-c-c-unt. ♥