fritostwisted

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i decided this was time for a change to my profile. i rose from the dead today 10/31/10 my best friend is a guitar. it's not even mine. i picked it up in the dumpster at the back of my shack, which i call a home. i have never ever watched a movie apart from the one that I am watching now. i am an oracle in real life. IN FACT, I AM THE ORACLE in all the Shakespearean plays. i was the soothsayer who told Caesar to watch out "beware the ides of March" n i was the delphic oracle who told Oedipus that he will fuck his mother and kill his father. He is the true definition of the MUTHAFUCKA. we got it from him. 100%. I am a cold-blooded murderer which is why i pop up as mafia all the time. Ask lucidrains, he knows...that's why he keeps giving me these roles. i was also a shrink back in the day but i had to leave that job cuz i shrunk my child to two inches. =O the cops still got nothing on me n ive never seen a tracker, but im sure there is one watching me.

i could nvr be a doctor as I couldnt save ppl who dont try to save themselves. all i do in life is fool as i am now. in epicmafia, everyone is a lyncher..thats all we do!

© fritostwisted if u dont see my copyright symbol, then u need better glasses =D

btw ways to guise test me=ask me about my family, ask me my alt, ask me how i came up with my name

Questions

deletedover 10 years
Look at all these comments and yet none from The One. How does it feel to not get the attention you crave from The One?
and who would The One be?

Achievements

5 / 20Super Sleuth!
4 / 20Do No Harm
2 / 10Scumhunter
1 / 25Eye of the Beholder
1 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!

Created Setups

over 11 years
OH MY GOD I MISS YOU
about 12 years
One day I will marry you woman. :3
about 12 years
LOL you are too funny, cause comp pricks coming into training thinking they know everything. Please go back to comp we don't want your pretentious asses in training, it only ruins the game
about 12 years
Returned the +k! <3
about 12 years
here have some +k, dont spend it all in one place
over 12 years
You're BACK. Cynic will shit Bricks.
over 12 years
+k for frito ♫
over 12 years
+K'd for epic maf play :)
over 12 years
THANKS FOR THE ADD!!
will +k you once i reach the 2k pts threshold
over 12 years
Was fun playing with you!! +k
over 12 years
Thanks, +K'ed!
almost 13 years
Ok, here it goes.
The fragrant delightful scent lingered through the air>
Bright radiant sparks of golden sun in the middle>
Petals danced like swans watching the moon>
Flowers, can make people happy, joyous tears appear>
There's something better than flowers>
What can it be? It's you :)
> Sucks i know xD
almost 13 years
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flowers are flowers. Raincheck on the poem pls, its 3am
deletedalmost 13 years
Sorry, finals week. I'll be there Friday morning.
almost 13 years
+k for a great game!
almost 13 years
The singer that I quoted?
deletedalmost 13 years
accept my friend request :(
deletedabout 13 years
I saw you were frustrated at how long I took to vote and finish the game. I delayed my vote because I was scared of an unvote. I made sure that I had it before I dared vote. Sorry if that was a problem.
about 13 years
Copyright? All I see is a 'C' in a circle.
about 13 years
Yo dawg, I hope you don't mind if I copypasta your bio.