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jokes thread

yoyo200900
almost 8 years

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
deletedabout 7 years
Having a life while being part of this site.
deletedabout 7 years
What is the difference between me and games in games lobby?

in ga(y)mes lobby, I am not instantly dead
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What is the difference between unranked circlejerkers and comp cheaters? unranked circlejerkers don't get caught cheating
deletedabout 7 years
What is the difference between runners and comp runners?

Comp runners aren't fast at all.
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What is the difference between mobile users and noavis?

Mobile users are technologically disabled

Noavis are mentally disabled
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What is the difference between a pointfarmer and a bithcy comp tryharder?

Pointfarmers know how to win points in under 30 minutes, and are able to play smartly
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Orienteering says


Herredy says

A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss


unoriginal


What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation


I guess you could say it is paws-itive :3
deletedabout 7 years
what is this?
Orienteering
about 7 years
yoyo, which of the jokes put you on the funny list?


yoyo200900 says


JohnBatman says

what's funnier than a banned mikeyru?

my pen1s


mikey committed suicide dude. check his facebook



yoyo200900 says


Miao says

what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated


haha good one but asexuals are all lonely


Kadonker says

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it






yoyo200900 says

autism alert



yoyo200900 says

please tone it down iatepewdiepie this is supposed to be a feel good family friendly thread



yoyo200900 says

I will release the answer to my new joke (What do you play if you are hungry, suicidal, and in France?) some time.



yoyo200900 says

Q: What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things



yoyo200900 says

Here is the punchline to the joke "What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things"

A penne-traitor



yoyo200900 says

What do you call it when a medical professional forcefully takes control?



yoyo200900 says

What do you call a famous actor that is also a decorative covering of wood



yoyo200900 says

What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall


tbh these all suck, stick in unfunny
yoyo200900
about 7 years

JohnBatman says

callin me unfunny dont mess with me hoe


You were rated according to your post:

JohnBatman says

what's funnier than a banned mikeyru?

my pen1s


You can move to the "funny people" section by posting a funny and original joke
JohnBatman
about 7 years
callin me unfunny dont mess with me hoe
JohnBatman
about 7 years
who r u my boi
Orienteering
about 7 years
Terrible EM logic:

Why people are allowed to cheat/multiaccount/pointfarm in other lobbies

Why the detective finds out the occupation of the suspect, but not the cop

Why Gramps finds out occupations of people that visit him

Why people can't be told when they are hooked (they would have to know in they get date drug)

Why devil-worshipping diabolists only restrict certainly votes

Why there are civilians when there aren't combatants

Difference between villager and civilian

Why confused cop is a role

Why dog fukcer isn't a role

Why terrorist is even a role

Why funnestsmith isn't a role

Why the hell can people Fab bread/crystals if they are used in like 0.08% of all games
Orienteering
about 7 years
if you want me to do that, lock the thread.
yoyo200900
about 7 years
Please stop posting in this thread Orienteering
Orienteering
about 7 years
Why can nobody kill the granny?


Spoiler
Because they don't have the guts



btw ^ is terrible
Orienteering
about 7 years

Orienteering says

My salary is like a jellyfish, it will sting you even when I am dead.


fcking autocorrect *sarcasm
Orienteering
about 7 years
Franz Ferdinand (the band) wrote a song called Take Me Out.

it must have been a love song towards Cubrilovic who took him out for good.
Orienteering
about 7 years
My salary is like a jellyfish, it will sting you even when I am dead.
Orienteering
about 7 years
How do people distinguish different types of geysers?


Spoiler
✓Disguiser and DatGuiser✓
Orienteering
about 7 years
In Soviet Russia, they do not talk that much. You wanna know why?



Spoiler
In Soviet Russia, the sentence finishes you.
Grannie
about 7 years
i attached some wheels to my rocking chair

so now i can rock and roll
yoyo200900
about 7 years

Orienteering says


Herredy says

A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss


unoriginal


What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation


Congratulations, you have been promoted to the "unfunny" category
Indy
about 7 years

Orienteering says


Herredy says

A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss


unoriginal


What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation


That was the stupidest thing that I have ever read.
Orienteering
about 7 years

OP says



funny people:

1. yoyo200900
2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
3. Soluciones
4. error




if that is ur funny list, you may as well not have this thread at all.