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jokes thread

yoyo200900
over 8 years

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
Orienteering
about 8 years

Herredy says

A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss


unoriginal


What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation
deletedabout 8 years
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss
Orienteering
about 8 years
The salad bar was closed today, but there was a man knocking on the door of the restaurant saying, "Lettuce in."

terrible joke rigjt
Orienteering
about 8 years
I was thinking that, but I didn't say that tbh.

I was typing to think of different types of bread
yoyo200900
about 8 years

yoyo200900 says

What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall


A win-dough
deletedabout 8 years
here's one of the better posts from today
deletedabout 8 years
never have i been so offended.
have a terrible day.
Orienteering
about 8 years

codeslicer says

Two peanuts went to a park.
One was assaulted.


ooh, assault? better get some pepper spray for that
codeslicer
about 8 years
Two peanuts went to a park.
One was assaulted.
Kare2
about 8 years
What do you call a teliphone pole in a forest...




A Nudist
deletedabout 8 years
yes me funny here some jokes

- one time i forgot the word for 'boomerang', but it came back to me!

- sorority rush, call that a thot-process

- the mere concept of a nancy reagan body pillow

- if harry potter so smart how come has no spell where he get free ipad??
yoyo200900
about 8 years
Only if you go on a Skype date with me
jess
about 8 years
yoyonumbers can you put me on the funny list even though i am not funny
deletedabout 8 years
i got a good joke: this site
Orienteering
about 8 years
gosh darn it yoyo. who told you I was DatGuiser?

imma make an alt that nobody knows is me and then tell a joke on here
deletedabout 8 years
What did the sheep say to the cow?

Baa
Orienteering
about 8 years
What is something that is both round and limp, something that both guys and girls like to play with, as well as being used to play with in boredom?

Yoyo
yoyo200900
about 8 years
What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall
deletedover 8 years
i need more line spacing





between the setup and punchline
deletedover 8 years
you're right
yoyo200900
over 8 years
Nice one error but you could work on your comedic timing
deletedover 8 years
what do you call a famous actor that didn't know how to cover his wood?

robert ve nereal
yoyo200900
over 8 years
Robert Ve Niro
yoyo200900
over 8 years
What do you call a famous actor that is also a decorative covering of wood
yoyo200900
over 8 years
A doctatorship