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jokes thread

almost 8 years

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser


all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions


funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
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guiling guinea was a top tier joke
over 7 years
whats the opposite of a microwave?

tsunami
over 7 years
All rankings are chronologically ordered according to when the joke or "joke" was posted
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TheMofonator1mon 27d+2
why did the chicken cross the road? to fk ur mther.
what is the derivative of x^2? ur mther.
over 7 years
yoyo can i apprentice under you and you can teach me how to say i'm too cool to do what i'm doing but do the thing oxomoronically and it will be ironic because i think i'm a better person than i am and then i will be funny and i can be on the funny person list?
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yoyo can i apprentice under you and you can teach me how to say i'm too cool to do what i'm doing but do the thing oxomoronically and it will be ironic because i think i'm a better person than i am and then i will be funny and i can be on the funny person list?
over 7 years

thelastchromosome says

i think eighth most unfunny person is the least significant position on the list. i don't think i have anything at all if i don't have epicmafia significance


I think those who didn't make the list are ahead of you, like, you need to step up your game, or switch lists, you're way below average right now, I mean, yoyo tops the list, you need to get a new position
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i think eighth most unfunny person is the least significant position on the list. i don't think i have anything at all if i don't have epicmafia significance
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Yes, eighth place explicitly implies that there are 7 people ahead of you
over 7 years

thelastchromosome says

humbling


Like, you aren't even #1, there's 7 people above you...
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humbling
over 7 years
thelastchromosome, how does it feel to be the eighth most unfunny person?
over 7 years
what's the funniest thing about this thread is the fact you put yourself as #1 Most funny
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guiling guinea was very funny
over 7 years
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
over 7 years
Did you hear the one about the burglar who gets upset easily?

He takes things personally
over 7 years
What did the cannibals say to their new neighbors?

"We'd love to have you for dinner."
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raymond
over 7 years
No

Guys this is an easy one
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a guiling guinea
over 7 years
Q: What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things
over 7 years
haha
over 7 years
A: Russian rillettes
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oh yeah why was i here again
over 7 years
What do you mean