Shmeur

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Now I'm a woman of my word; ain't a coochie that's fatter. Don't compare me to them girls; they drier than Nevada.
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MY eBOOK OUT NOW: https://www.amazon.com/Porcupine-Apocalypse-Devin-Mize-ebook/dp/B06XS67HZV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490226014&sr=8-1&keywords=devin+mize

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aBOre1qbddvF8cncmS2Yo i'm on spotify lol

also itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/de-cei-vin-single/id1278914769

Stickers

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Friends (227)

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hockeygirljojo
Ambien
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Orienteering
kakapo
Nicol
Salcazul
Mehboob
jakerton
 

Questions

deletedalmost 12 years
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
0 cause i just bite it ;]
deletedalmost 12 years
What's your favorite question?
this one lol/
anonymousalmost 12 years
did you know that sgr's name means Esse Gay Ass Raaizer?
wtf ?
b0oty
almost 12 years
if u could get a dog what breed would it be?
i already have a westie and a boston :)
deletedalmost 12 years
are u gay
no i'm str8 as an arrow

Achievements

10 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
6 / 15
Deputy
Walker Texas Ranger
6 / 15
Shrink
Psycho-analyst!
6 / 10
Governor
Governator!
5 / 30
Bodyguard
Not On My Watch!

Created Setups

deletedover 11 years
*twerks*
MafiaGod
over 11 years
If you want to dedicate to a fam let me know.
apeescaper
over 11 years
yah i'm sorry, i am boy!
kylehlp123
over 11 years
Woah, cory died, I didn't see that till I went to your page :3. Well...
funkii4710
over 11 years
I see how it is! The kids are mine, but you can keep the dog!!!
deletedover 11 years
i like this but i am anxiously awaiting swak47 pt 2.
deletedover 11 years
sleepwalker is cool. RELEASE ALL THE THINGS. i miss him too, i saw him around a couple of weeks ago and i would compare it to having seen a mythological animal in a supermarket.
deletedover 11 years
so much progress in my absence! i wanna hear the twerk anthem first. i also want to try and make a siren setup that isn't mermaid party which means i'll probably bother you sometime this week about seriously incorporating siren/that wincon into competitive play?
deletedover 11 years
I KEPT LAGGING OUT AND COULDN'T REPLY TO ANYTHING, HI.
b0oty
over 11 years
shmeur pb on ur butt
deletedover 11 years
PAUSE REWIND BACK UP THAT BEHIND
kylehlp123
over 11 years
So... I still haven't found the key, you need to help me ;_;
deletedover 11 years
you are the best.
deletedover 11 years
is it gonna be on hp
deletedover 11 years
okay i need to hear this in action
chibenlol
over 11 years
THAT AINT HOW I TYPE AND I TYPE LIK THIS CUS I WANT 2 JUS CUS I WANT 2 !!!!!!!
Pacifist
over 11 years
o i made a weird playlist for something and played through it a couple of times on shuffle
Pacifist
over 11 years
http://www.last.fm/user/blindthetyrant/tracks?page=1 me the past few days
jambecca
over 11 years
delicious
deletedover 11 years
"You can thank (and kudo) the super-awesome-not-a-flop Shmeur for these changes."

So, how did Lucid's cock taste in your mouth? xo