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Homosexuals are the undisputed rulers of Humanity, and if you are religious then look no further than the sin Eve committed by taking the forbidden apple. When Eve took the forbidden apple, she condemned all of her descendents (the heterosexuals) to eternity in Hell. After Eve's sin, unlike what is commonly reported, Adam actually decided to wed and even bed a man... Steve. Through a miracle they spawned the minority yet the purest of Humanity (the homosexuals).

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