Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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Stickers

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Questions

about 6 years
you will never win this poke war
???
about 6 years
Users above and below in asks are mega gay
er this doesnt include the answerer does it
anonymousover 6 years
Remember when custom lobbies were a thing? Apparently you do xD
Yep I've always wanted one
anonymousabout 7 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedover 7 years
how are you so pro
Being "pro" is relative. Quite simply, all you need to do is make everyone else not pro.

Achievements

1 / 10I'm Batman.
1 / 35The True Path
1 / 35Boozin'
1 / 10Governator!
1 / 10I'm Towntelling!
over 6 years
i have never been a site moderator nor do i intend to

just putting it out there
over 6 years
in not a site moderator any more
over 6 years
im not a site moderator any more
over 6 years
occasionally, once every thousand years, the profile loads for one special person... that person.. is you..... your destiny has been unveiled and your path has unfurled ahead of you... your journey begins now...
over 6 years
over 6 years
Long time I wanna ask you something. If you consider it's silly or disturbing, do not feel obligated to answer me. So here we go: Are you ninety nine years old?
over 6 years
over 6 years
Epicmafia Lore Profile:

A veteran in the public meme trade on the Sandbox market, Shwartz 99 has made a good in with many influential figures over the years despite not taking a leadership position himself. Shwartz participated in the Owner Wars as primarily a guerilla fighter for no faction in particular, although gaining the ire of many. He is an outspoken follower of the Church of Jamal although he did not follow Plissken’s sect.
over 6 years
by popular demand
over 6 years
over 6 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedover 6 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
over 6 years
we have a poking wars going on and ive never +k'd u ...until now!
over 6 years
I don't know how to +k but I can tell you you're awesome.
deletedover 6 years
is that u omg +k
over 6 years
wtf i never k'd you
over 6 years
were friends not mafia partners
over 6 years
wow your profile page is amazing +k
over 6 years
over 6 years
how are we still in this poke war XD