Zeus is my daddy, sorry.

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I saw a giraffe who had a short neck. That was sad... or a deer.

no no juvia is my real waifu

I love you and you're perfect. Please don't ever change. <3

i want to be your mentee

Just called and interrupted this guys 7 day sex marathon

This guy is having sex at this moment

This guy is having sex at this moment, literally

I ❤ you

I ❤ you

I ❤ you

P.S. Jokes on you.

"SOMEONE"

my boy anthony gonna put the D in harodihg 7 days from now

Dear Anthony,
You’re the most amazing, sweetest, dead sexiest person I’ve ever met. Thank you for being mine. (And for bringing out the cringy side of me.) P.S. Jokes on you. You're actually the best, a major hunk, and my absolute favorite with no exceptions.
- xoxo harodihg

I really like your avatar

You're profile is SO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your profile is pretty cute